Dire Hires

1. Never hire someone whose spouse or girlfriend calls for them, the spouse or girlfriend is the only one who wants him to work.
2. If they don’t know their rate of pay, it’s probably so low it’s not worth it.
3. Never hire anyone who is currently collecting unemployment, they will do the same with you eventually.
4. Never hire anyone who smells like beer (fresh or stale)
5. Don’t believe the stories if they seem unbelievable.
6. Never hire a guy who has sold all his tools in hard times
7. Listen to every nuance when checking references.
8. Figuratively speaking, you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince