Construction Terms and Sayings

Shit load is not an actual construction measurement.

Fart fan is completely interchangeable with bathroom exhaust fan.

Board Stretcher - no such thing Newbie, now go get the lefthanded screwdriver.

Pond Dried - lumber that has not been dried. You can tell because wet lumber is very heavy.

The Boneyard is an area behind your Tile Store where they toss scrap tile. A good resource for small tile projects and art projects. Other suppliers call the area with stored leftover material a boneyard even though it doesn't quite fit with windows or doors.

P.O.S. is a "piece of shit" - a vacant houses left unattended for years, sometimes uncared for rental properties fall into this category.

First rule of timeframes - sometimes it can’t happen any faster…
“You can’t get nine women pregnant and have a baby in a month, sometimes it just takes the full nine months.”